Funny but true sayings
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GAMAN: patience..dignity..restraint.
Please keep hunting posts to Traditional Bow Hunting. No canned or high fence hunts or stories allowed. Please be respectful of fellow members and helpful to those with questions. Treat others like you like to be treated. There is a Japanese word that I try and model my life after.
GAMAN: patience..dignity..restraint.
- Shadowhntr
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What do you plant to grow seedless watermelon?
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.
- Shadowhntr
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Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.
Re: Funny but true sayings
This is a good one
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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Most people are lucky they can't hear what I'm thinking.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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Exercise would be much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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If I woke up and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left, nothing is right.
On the right nothing is left.
On the left, nothing is right.
On the right nothing is left.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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This is some funny stuff, wife can’t figure what I’m grinning and giggling about.
Pastor friend sent me a text early this morning, here’s what it said...
“If no one is trying to tackle you... you probably aren’t holding the ball.”
Pastor friend sent me a text early this morning, here’s what it said...
“If no one is trying to tackle you... you probably aren’t holding the ball.”
Re: Funny but true sayings
That is a good one Tony.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada