Funny but true sayings
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GAMAN: patience..dignity..restraint.
Please keep hunting posts to Traditional Bow Hunting. No canned or high fence hunts or stories allowed. Please be respectful of fellow members and helpful to those with questions. Treat others like you like to be treated. There is a Japanese word that I try and model my life after.
GAMAN: patience..dignity..restraint.
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Bourbon makes everything better.
Nothing clears a troubled mind like shooting a bow.
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There is a big difference between a beef patty and a cow patty
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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To err is human.
To really get things messed up, use a smart phone.
To really get things messed up, use a smart phone.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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There's no better cruse control than a cop car in your rear view mirror.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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It's not how you pick your nose that counts, it's where you put the booger.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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Drinkin's no sin
And drinkin's no crime
If you have only one drink
Just one at a time.
And drinkin's no crime
If you have only one drink
Just one at a time.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose....but you can't pick your friends nose
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.
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When having a campfire, it's all fun and games, until someone looses there wiener.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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I lost my gum in the chicken yard and thought I found it 3 times...
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.
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Insomnia: a contagious disease often passed from children to parents.