Fallow deer

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Graps
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Fallow deer

#1 Post by Graps »

This is a true story .

Thirty plus years ago I had found a farm land that I could hunt . It was owned by an elderly couple that had a swimming pool company . I was given permission to hunt deer but the only stipulation was that I check in at the farm house when I was going to hunt .

Now one very interesting thing about the farm house was that they had a large fenced in area with a good number of Fallow deer , you know the kind that have spots there whole life and tall antlers . I would hear them grunting like pigs when I would go to the house .

Now I had been to the farm several times and this one time I knocked on the door and the elderly lady came to the door and she asked me " You like deer don't you ? "

At which time I said ' Yes I do . "

She then told me that her husband said that she needed to get rid of a few of her deer .

The next thing she asked me was " Would you like one of those deer ? "

I said " How much do you want for one ? "

She said I could just have one and she would give me one .

Wow this is real neat I was thinking to myself .

I said " Sure I will take one . "

Then she asked me " Where would you keep it ? "

I said " In my freezer . "

Threw out my life I have had moments where my mouth takes off without full understanding of what is truly being said by another person . It was about a half second after I said " In my freezer " that a little voice in my head whispered " W R O N G A N S W E R !!! " :oops:

I was immediately told to leave and never come back again .

It was a very nice place to hunt . :cry:
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#2 Post by Captainkirk »

Man, oh man...that was great!
But hey...you didn't lie. Sometimes the truth hurts.
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#3 Post by Carpdaddy »

My father warned me about ribbing my mouth wide open before putting my brain in gear! I didnt listen good enough snd it has caused me a lot of trouble throught life. That was one you can look back and grin at now.

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#4 Post by Ardwen »

That's too funny. I make statements like that too. It runs in the family... our mouths run before we think. As a pastor, I have learned to not speak before I think through my words, but I tend to turn that off when I am with family or friends.

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#5 Post by Graps »

TTT
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#6 Post by Captainkirk »

I would pay money to watch that unfold...
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#7 Post by Shadowhntr »

Lol...no 2 minds think exactly the same!
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