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Re: Funny but true sayings

#61 Post by Shadowhntr »

What do you plant to grow seedless watermelon?
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.

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Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.

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#63 Post by Graps »

This is a good one
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Most people are lucky they can't hear what I'm thinking.
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Exercise would be much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them.
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If I woke up and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead.
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#67 Post by Graps »

I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left, nothing is right.
On the right nothing is left. :shock:
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#68 Post by Carpdaddy »

This is some funny stuff, wife can’t figure what I’m grinning and giggling about.
Pastor friend sent me a text early this morning, here’s what it said...

“If no one is trying to tackle you... you probably aren’t holding the ball.”

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#69 Post by Graps »

That is a good one Tony.
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#70 Post by Graps »

All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
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