Funny but true sayings
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Please keep hunting posts to Traditional Bow Hunting. No canned or high fence hunts or stories allowed. Please be respectful of fellow members and helpful to those with questions. Treat others like you like to be treated. There is a Japanese word that I try and model my life after.
GAMAN: patience..dignity..restraint.
Re: Funny but true sayings
Ever notice that bald men with beards look like there head is on upside down?
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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My car is a Rolls Kinhardly.
It Rolls down one hill and Kinhardly get up the next.
It Rolls down one hill and Kinhardly get up the next.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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My last car had Manual Cruse Control and Anti Stop Breaks.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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I have mixed drinks about feelings.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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Re: Funny but true sayings
I was told once that the reason divorces are so expensive is because - They're worth it!
I've been married 24 years so I wouldn't know, but still thought it was funny.
I've been married 24 years so I wouldn't know, but still thought it was funny.
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada