Funny but true sayings

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Re: Funny but true sayings

#51 Post by Graps »

Thin might be in, but fats where it's at.
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I'm in purity good shape for the shap I'm in.
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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always have what you've always had.
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.

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N0 matter where you go, there you are.
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#55 Post by Graps »

A bumper sticker:
I'm driving at the speed limit. If you don't like it, call the police.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#56 Post by Graps »

It depends on who's butt the boils on
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#57 Post by Shadowhntr »

Why don't we ever see a head line like "Psychic wins lottery"...
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A good farmer is often out standing in their field
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.

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#59 Post by Shadowhntr »

If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?
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#60 Post by Shadowhntr »

Politics broken down meaning: POLI...meaning many. TICS- blood sucking insects.
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.

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