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Graps · #101 Post by **Graps** » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:33 pm

While watching that spray on makeup commercial.
That's going to need a second coat.

Graps · #102 Post by **Graps** » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:36 pm

Guy says "Pull up your socks"
Lady says "I'm not wearing any"

Hill billy · #103 Post by **Hill billy** » Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:48 pm

Chances of that are about as slim as chicken teeth.

Graps · #104 Post by **Graps** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:05 am

Unattended children will be sold to the highest bidder.

Graps · #105 Post by **Graps** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:57 pm

I'm gonna knock you to a peak, and then knock the peak off.

Graps · #106 Post by **Graps** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:59 pm

I'll pound knots on your head faster'n you can rub'em.

#107 Post by **Carpdaddy** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:11 pm

I’ll put a knot on your head big enough for a Calf to suck.

#108 Post by **Captainkirk** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:10 am

I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild

Graps · #109 Post by **Graps** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:26 pm

I like Vegans.
Wrapped in bacon, sprinkled with brown sugar, and backed until the sugar is bubbling.

Graps · #110 Post by **Graps** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:17 pm

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

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