Sassy sayings

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#81 Post by Graps »

Tense as a mooses ass in fly season.
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#82 Post by Graps »

You can white wash an old fence, but it's still an old fence.
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#83 Post by Carpdaddy »

Doctor said that the left side of my brain was not right, and the right side had nothing left.

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#84 Post by Hill billy »

Hes so tight he squeeks when he walks

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#85 Post by Hill billy »

Hes as tight as bark on a tree

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#86 Post by Hill billy »

Hes so dumb he couldnt poor water out of a boot if the directions were written on the bottom

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#87 Post by Graps »

Don't squat on your spurs.
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#88 Post by Graps »

On the wall of a restroom.
We aim to please,
Would you aim too please.
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#89 Post by Greg Felty »

Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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#90 Post by Hill billy »

You cant argue with ignorance,the'll beat you with experience ever time.

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