Jokes/Humor
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I went fishing the other day.
I caught two mermaids and one smelt.
I caught two mermaids and one smelt.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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An expert:
An ex is a has been.
A spurt is a drip under pressure.
An ex is a has been.
A spurt is a drip under pressure.
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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A man in a crowd said to his friend " I just got geesed "
His friend said " Don't you mean goosed? "
At which he replied " I know the difference between one finger and two "
His friend said " Don't you mean goosed? "
At which he replied " I know the difference between one finger and two "
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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Aim small, miss small!
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A young boy was sitting on a curb out front of a Catholic church.
He had a glass jar with a clear liquid in it.
He was shaking it up and then watching the bubbles in it.
The priest from the church asked him what he had there, and the boy said " This is the most powerful liquid in the world. "
The priest told him " Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. You can rub a little on a pregnant woman's stomach and she will pass a boy. "
At that the boy said " You can rub a little of this turpentine under a cats tail and it can pass a motorcycle. "
He had a glass jar with a clear liquid in it.
He was shaking it up and then watching the bubbles in it.
The priest from the church asked him what he had there, and the boy said " This is the most powerful liquid in the world. "
The priest told him " Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. You can rub a little on a pregnant woman's stomach and she will pass a boy. "
At that the boy said " You can rub a little of this turpentine under a cats tail and it can pass a motorcycle. "
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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This guy was on an airline flight and across the isle from him was a very beautiful lady.
He finally asked her " What kind of man would a lady like yourself be attracted to? "
She answered " Well, I would like to find a Jewish man because they are frugal with money.
But I would think a Native American man could have a respect for nature and would be a good provider and protect me.
But another side of me would like a man that is a good ol' country boy. "
At that the man leaned over and said " Let me introduce myself, I'm Geronimo Goldberg, but my friends back home just call me Bubba. "
He finally asked her " What kind of man would a lady like yourself be attracted to? "
She answered " Well, I would like to find a Jewish man because they are frugal with money.
But I would think a Native American man could have a respect for nature and would be a good provider and protect me.
But another side of me would like a man that is a good ol' country boy. "
At that the man leaned over and said " Let me introduce myself, I'm Geronimo Goldberg, but my friends back home just call me Bubba. "
"Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much." ~ Joni Eareckson Tada
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Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Student: "A drinking problem."
Aim small, miss small!